Wandering Soul
So many freakin good stories to write.
Traveling 2 weeks all over China with my study abroad peeps has been mindblasting thus far!
Ehh, too bad I don’t feel like writing now so peace. Hopefully I remember everything…
I would be this lazy and cheap. And I knew it would come back and bite me in the arse. Wake up at 6:20 to get ready for my last day of internship…I knew I had a pastry left from maybe a week ago, that’s why the night before I was out with a friend, and I didn’t bother buying breakfast, BC I was a lazy tard.
So today morning, it’s dark, I don’t turn on the light cuz I respect my roommate yo. All I have is my laptop screen light. I take my pastry, that looks still fresh, open it. And take a bite. It tastes sour and surprisingly soft. I put it near the screen light, and it’s FRAKKIN moldly. Now I just showered and legit, filled my mouth with toothpaste and listerine. And it still tastes funky.
FRACKKKKKKIN. EHG. UGHY.
+First time being intensely cursed off. Not in person, but through email. Had to ask my friend to translate and she was being teary eyed for me…my Chinese dormmates and I then disected each cuss, for future reference haha.
+I’m not gonna be low and curse you. That’s just not me, I think I will email you, just to warn you to never curse at me again, better yet. You can stop talking to me. I won’t respond anymore. Done.
Chinaman
When I give my 400 level Chinese hw to my 2nd graders and they burst out laughing at how easy it is. Thanks for making me like a true foreigner dudes.
I teach them once or twice a week, and they still are in awe of two things: my one earring, and my Chinese level. Apparently, and I’ve been told by many China peeps that one earring, no matter which ear, means gay. I think that is completely false. BUT the bigger question is, how do these little kids know that?
相亲
My Wuhan friend…set me up on a blind date with a friend of hers. I found this hiLARIOUS…so I told my friends…this is so strange. I know chinese people do this because of the amount of “singleness “相亲” but me? Another Chinese friend won’t hurt!
Seriously. This is so weird. This would never happen to me back in the States…wow
Buying pineapples after we teach english, eating street hotpot from Chen Yiyi’s vendor, classic bubbleeee tea. Flashing my 5,000 meter laser pointer in peoples’ rooms and laughing like a retard.
Chinese exam tomorrow. LGI.
Ready for the weekend.
